A guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk.
I've eard that Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with our fellow passenger." The little girl
, who had just opened her ook, closed it slowly and said
to the guy, "What would you like to talk about? " hmmmm...
"How about nuclear power?" said the guy? "OK". She said.
"That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer all eat grass,
the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while
a cow turns out a flatpatty, and a horse produces clumps
of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." The girl replied
"Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you
don't know shit?"

Moral: Dont try to show your expertise infront of someone who doesn't know any thing about that subject!!! For more stories please visit: www.maneesh.co.in
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